Author: femaleforward82

It’s a risky business this love thing we dabble in. Dive in. Drown in. The significance of it has saturated global culture to the point that without it, without love, we’re, well, without. We sing about it, pray for it, and infuse it into our arts and sciences. Academics want to understand it, artists want… Continue reading Metamorphosis –

So there has been an obvious time gap between my last musings and now. I was busy guys. Busy doing life in my usual shit show that looks like a class act fashion. What can I say, it’s a style I’ve cultivated well. Keeping me occupied were my four teenage daughters. My goofy, needy giant… Continue reading My Heart Walks 4 Directions

Sooooo……some shit went down. If my life was a movie poster that would be the tagline. I started reading a few of the hilarious blogs out there in an effort to get in touch with the world outside that my new situation has made me a part of. ( I have to take a second to appreciate… Continue reading January 2016

So I've mentioned WHAT it is I'm trying to do with this whole delusion that someone might like reading what I'm putting out there. Here's a bit into the WHY. A brief backstory if you will.  I still haven't come up with a name for this little project, which is a statement just chock full of implied significance because figuring… Continue reading February 2016

Today I just can’t…. So I either have raging PMS or the reality of the world I live in has just been glaring me in the face for too long without commentary from the peanut gallery where I reside….I’m not sure which. What I am sure of, so so sure of….is that I have had it with this… Continue reading Has anyone seen my modesty bar? Anyone? I know I left it here…….

If there is anything worse than Facebook to make a woman feel like the worst mother in the history of ovaries its Pinterest. Recently all my girls had little valentine’s parties with their classes at school. I am thinking this is not a BFD because I can just screech into the dollar tree after work, run inside,… Continue reading A Rant from an Underachiever

This comes to you from my current state of kick ass and take names attitude. I have some breaking up to do. It’s kind of a thing for me lately and so far it has gone really well…so why stop now? I will be calling it quits on a few different relationships in the near… Continue reading We need to talk…It’s not you….no…it’s so you.

November 2018 Greetings from modern dating survivor island!!! A few juicy little tidbits have accumulated for your reading pleasure over the years since matrimony became past tense status. All it took was approximately 37 bottles of wine, 9 tears, 3 million utterances of the word fuck in tones ranging from “shouldaknown better’ whispers to “I’m… Continue reading Dating – One star – Do not recommend…..